Twilight

I saw a movie!

Today in Porn, Keeping Grandpa's Legacy Alive Edition

A mildly explicit snippet from New York Magazine's rather more explicit profile of The Box, a NYC nightclub notorious for its sex shows put on for the benefit of the well-heeled:

"When Hammerstein opened The Box in February 2007, it was a conscious attempt to introduce something different to New York nightlife—and for him, a departure from the world of theater. The grandson of the lyricist Oscar Hammerstein II, he had spent a handful of years in New York trying to make it as a theater director, with unsatisfying results. 'All my friends who I would go out at night with and drink with, they had no interest in seeing plays,' he says. 'It wasn’t in their vocabulary. It was very frustrating to think that you could dedicate your life to an art form that no one gave a shit about.'"

The poor guy. Thank goodness he found a solution.

Noted without comment.

Except maybe for this: it's remarkable to see a comedienne tackling abortion, and somewhere, E. Michael Jones is smiling.*



And then there was this, via Gawker:

"Assuming she was bloated, Sarah didn't notice she was pregnant until about 8 months into the ordeal. She begged her doctor to abort the baby by writing 'Please?' on a piece of paper, but in the end she was forced to create a new life. At the end of the episode, Sarah gives birth to a stop-animation thing."



Good morning!

*For the record, I think Jones overreaches in his essay on Alien as contraceptive nightmare, but he does make some, even many astute observations. It certainly isn't ridiculous to wonder if the man who painted this (H.R. Giger, who famously designed the Alien) doesn't have some issues with condoms/babies:

When JOB came to town...

...he wrote a story for the Reader.

This One's For Cubeland Mystic

Longtime readers of Godsbody may recall (the way reader Charles did in the comments of this post) the interesting discussion surrounding the plans to make a film based on Thomas Kinkade's painting "The Christmas Cottage:"



Of particular interest was Cubeland's willingness to defend the painting:

"I want to live in the Christmas Cottage. I would like if some of you who share the same faith as I do lived around my cottage (but not too close) in similar looking cottages. I would like the village that we all live in to be surrounded by a 14 foot high wisteria-covered red brick wall with Victorian lanterns about 20 feet apart and a gently running stream circumambulating the wall. On the other side of the steam I’d like to see a hedge of willows and oaks lining the other side of the gentle stream. On the other side of the willows and oaks I’d like to see a half mile of razor wire and antipersonnel mines completing the circumference with a single narrow foot path leading to a well guarded steel gate. Nothing ostentatious perhaps an integrated guard tower with dual fifties on either side, with heavily armed guards. Perhaps Opus Dei members."

I thought of Cubeland's response when news of the film's direct-to-DVD release hit the web - or rather, when that news served as the occasion for Vanity Fair to publish a leaked memo from Kinkade to the filmmakers. The memo outlined 16 guidelines for creating the "Thomas Kinkade look" on film:

"1) Dodge corners or create darkening towards edge of image for "cozy" look. This may only apply to still imagery, but is useful where applicable.

2) Color key each scene to create mood, and color variation. When possible, utilize cooler tones to suggest somber moods, and warmer, more vibrant tones to suggest festive atmosphere. In general, create a color scheme for each scene that can be accentuated through filtering, DI treatments, or through lighting. Most of my paintings feature an overall cool color envelope, into which warm accents are applied.

3) Create classic compositions. Paintings generally utilize a theme and variation compositional motif. Heavy weighting of the image towards one side, with accented areas of interest balancing it on the other side. Allow the eye to wander into the scene through some entry point. Be aware of where the viewer is standing at all times. Utilize traditional eye levels for setting the shot -- that is, no high vantage points, off-kilter vantage points, or "worms eye view" vantage points. Generally focus on a standing adults viewpoint of the scene at hand.

4) Awareness of edges. Create an overall sense of soft edges, strive for a "Barry Lyndon" look. Star filters used sparingly, but an overall "gauzy" look preferable to hard edge realism.

5) Overall concept of light. Each scene should feature dramatic sources of soft light. Dappled light patches are always a positive, glowing windows, lightposts, and other romantic lighting touches will accentuate the overall effect of the theme of light.

6) Hidden details whenever possible, References to my children (from youngest to oldest as follows): Evie, Winsor, Chandler and Merritt. References to my anniversary date, the number 52, the number 82, and the number 5282 (for fun, notice how many times this appears in my major published works). Hidden N's throughout -- preferably thirty N's, commemorating one N for each year since the events happened.

7) Overall sense of stillness. Emphasize gentle camera moves, slow dissolves, and still camera shots. A sense of gradual pacing. Even quick cut-away shots can slightly dissolve.

8) Atmospheric effects. Whenever possible utilize sunset, sunrise, rainy days, mistiness -- any transitory effect of nature that bespeaks luminous coloration or a sense of softness.

9) A sense of space. My paintings feature both intimate spaces and dramatic deep space effects. We should strive for intimate scenes to be balanced by deeper establishing shots. (I know this particular one is self-evident, but I am reminded of it as I see the pacing of the depth of field in Kubrick's "Barry Lyndon".)

10) Short focal length. In general, I love a focal plane that favors the center of interest, and allows mid-distance and distant areas to remain blurry. Recommend "stopping down" to shorten focal lengths.

11) Hidden spaces. My paintings always feature trails that dissolve into mysterious areas, patches of light that lead the eye around corners, pathways, open gates, etc. The more we can feature these devices to lead the eye into mysterious spaces, the better.

12) Surprise details. Suggest a few "inside references" that are unique to this production. Small details that I can mention in interviews that stimulate second or third viewings -- for example, a "teddy bear mascot" for the movie that appears occasionally in shots. This is a fun process to pursue, and most movies I'm aware of normally have hidden "inside references". In the realm of fine art we refer to this as "second reading, third reading, etc." A still image attracts the viewer with an overall impact, then reveals smaller details upon further study.

13) Mood is supreme. Every decision made as to the visual look of each shot should include the concept of mood. Music can accentuate this, use of edges can accentuate this, atmospheric effects accentuate this, etc.

14) The concept of beauty. I get rid of the "ugly parts" in my paintings. It would be nice to utilize this concept as much as possible. Favor shots that feature older buildings, ramshackle, careworn structures and vehicles, and a general sense of homespun simplicity and reliance on beautiful settings.

15) Nostalgia. My paintings routinely blend timeframes. This is not only okay, but tends to create a more timeless look. Vintage cars (30's, 40's, 50's, 60's etc) can be featured along with 70's era cars. Older buildings are favorable. Avoid anything that looks contemporary -- shopping centers, contemporary storefronts, etc. Also, I prefer to avoid anything that is shiny. Our vintage vehicles, though often times are cherished by their owners and kept spic-n-span should be "dirtied up" a bit for the shoot. Placerville was and is a somewhat shabby place, and most vehicles, people, etc bear traces of dust, sawdust, and the remnants of country living. There are many dirt roads, muddy lanes, etc., and in general the place has a tumbled down, well-worn look.

16) Most important concept of all -- THE CONCEPT OF LOVE. Perhaps we could make large posters that simply say "Love this movie" and post them about. I pour a lot of love into each painting, and sense that our crew has a genuine affection for this project. This starts with Michael Campus as a Director who feels great love towards this project, and should filter down through the ranks. Remember: "Every scene is the best scene."

The list above is not all-inclusive, but is a good starting point for internal dialogue. These guidelines are not listed in order of importance, but are dictated off the top of my head. After painting for nearly 40 years, I still wake up every morning daydreaming about new ways to make paintings. Creating a movie is a natural extension of the picture making process, and hopefully my catalog of visual paintings, along with my visual guidelines in this memo will provoke dialogue, experimentation, and a sense of over-arching visual purpose."

(Balk goes after the bit about "ugly parts" - whitewashing! - but what about the old line about art lying to tell the truth? Not a rhetorical question.)

Needless to say, Vanity Fair et. al. have great fun with this, because they think Kinkade's work is crap. But the comments are rather more interesting. Viz.

"The movie is actually really good. Very well written and Peter O'Toole is... Peter O'Toole." [Peter O'Toole!]

"Why does VF care? (1) The memo makes perfect sense if you are trying to create a movie that captures Kinkade visually; (2) What's wrong with what he does? It makes my mom very happy."

"As a painter, poet and writer, i know the appeal of easy greeting card schmaltz. Kinkade's appeal is that nobody has to think. All our mothers love his paintings, too much is not enough, drip all the colors you have on them, every color, every pastel, the bastardization of nature with glitter. Our mothers say 'How Sweet!' just like they did when we brought them real roses."

"This was fun and snarky, but I'd much rather see a parody version directed at the empty grandstanding crap-shovellers from the Saatchi stable. Damien Hirst is no better, just a different kind of pandering."

And my favorite:

"One is tempted to call the liking for kitsch 'bad taste', but it may be truer to say it is not taste at all, not in the sense that a liking for any kind of real art is 'taste.' Admirers of Kinkade's work, I suspect, do something very different with it from waht we do with the pictures we admire. Clearly some lovers of kitsch are otherwise perfectly intelligent, even sensitive people; they only have a blindspot when it comes to seeing art. We look to see what the artist can show us; they only want to be reminded of experiences and the pleasurable sentiments associated with them, and anything fresh or unexpected in a picture would only be a baffling annoyance to them. There is nothing wrong with the sentiments evoked by kitsch. Often they are noble ones. It is an old observation that the subject matter of kitsch art is nearly always such as would be deeply moving if it were encountered in real life. What makes the indulgence in such sentiment through kitsch art 'sentimental,' in the bad sense, is the mindlessness of the knee-jerk response it evokes. There is (mutatis mutadis) a parallel with pornography. And with kitsch, as with pornography, there is a constant demand for fresh product. The particular instances go stale on the user very quickly."

Some meat there. And yes, this is the painting above my fireplace:



And I keep it there because it evokes home to me, even as it also evokes death and the dying of the light.

My Brilliant Readership...

...should surely be able to come to the aid of one of their fellows, who writes:

"There ought to be a name for those occasional cases when one comes across something (a word, a memory, etc.) either hitherto unknown, or at least long forgotten, and then soon after one hears the word or experience used or referred to independently of one's recent reflections."

Have at it, smart people.

Sigh.

If everyone's attention span is shortening - hello, Twitter! - shouldn't short stories be skyrocketing in popularity? Answer: NOBODY READS.

Benedictus

"In any genuine human love there is an element of bowing down before the God-given dignity of the other person, who is in the image of God...In our Communion with Jesus Christ, this attains a new level...Augustine says in one place, in a sermon to his new communicants: No one can receive Communion without first adoring...What we are told about the monks of Cluny, around the year one thousand, is particularly striking. Whenever they went to receive Communion, they took their shoes off. They knew that the burning bush was here, the mystery before which Moses, in the desert, sank to his knees. The form may change, but what has to remain is the spirit of adoration, which signifies a genuine act of stepping out of ourselves...and thereby in fact discovering human fellowship."

[Image taken from card found in the back of Perpetual Adoration Chapel at St. Therese church in San Diego.]

Mr. Godsbody & The Wisconsin Poet, Malibu 1992

"I have been conquered by California..."

UPDATE: JOB takes the bait:

Pyrrhic

I have been conquered by California;
They will find me part of the Southwest
Brooding the severe browns of sunsets
Somewhere as the desert pales with stars
And my nostrils fill with dust and sand.
I have been conquered by California,
And I drive to a drive-thru dawn
Along the unbroken record of stereo desert,
Unready and unrested for my sandy sunrise.
I have been conquered by California
And you cannot make love in a park there
‘Cause everyone makes love in a park there;
Gold is god; God is cheap; both are rare
And I have been conquered by a stare
Long-drawn from the sea and falling there.

I have stroked the back-side of perversity;
It is only the anthem colors of a peacock
And I have been conquered by honey in the sand
That gums up the phosphorous gears of the tide.
I raise my eyes to Arizona’s dull brown peachick,
The desert is only a planet on the peacock’s tail.
Already its cry comes back, calling for the sun
To afflict the approaching landscape, nightborne,
Hatching a mirage of past and present,
As dust devils and pack-rats flit and flirt
Along the side of the road, playing with victory.
-Circa 1992

Redeemed

I read a book!

The Catholic Club

Featuring Cathoilcs you might not have known were Catholics!



Yes, yes, one P Diddy Halloween costume does not a Catholic make! But then there's this, from a listing of shocking music videos (don't ask):

"Nas ft P Diddy: 'Hate Me Now' – Nas wearing a crown of thorns and being crucified? Anticipating the inevitable controversy of his 1999 video, the rapper issued a statement to precede it saying 'Nas believes in the Lord Jesus Christ and this video is in no way a depiction or portrayal of his life or death...' Yeah right. In the original cut P Diddy also appeared on a cross, but as a devout catholic he asked for this to be omitted. (Empahsis mine.)

Fun!

The Return of Controlled Cinematic Haiku

The Visitor

[SPOILERS]

Needs just one more scene:
Home, after drums in subway:
Call Air Syria

Also: not sure fairness is the issue. But so, so many beautiful scenes.

La Mancha Media

Tired of reading about Catholics and their frustrations in the public square, but unable to stay away from your computer? Check out the locals at La Mancha Media! From the website:

"La Mancha Media was created to film in missions, orphanages, and other service projects throughout the Americas, without regard to creed, in order to help those entities in their own fundraising efforts by way of creating video shorts in high-definition that they can use for their own purposes."

The first video series highlights Rivers of Mercy:

"Rivers of Mercy Children's Home is a Christ-centered orphanage in the colonia of Anapra in Juarez, Mexico. Their desire is to show Christ's love to the neglected, mistreated, and suffering children there. They want to provide the children in their care with a safe home where they feel loved and where they can know the love of Christ...Emmanuel (Emmis) and Kristin (Kristina) Robles founded and currently run Rivers of Mercy. They held a dedication service at the children’s home in April 2007 and received their first eight children in May 2007. Since then, they have provided a home to over twenty-five children, ranging in ages 3 to 9. They love each child as if he/she were their own."

Do go take a look.

The Family Report

From Aunt Cheryl:



"My latest painting, which was accepted into a show that opened on Saturday called 'Hidden Hudson' - artwork that was inspired by the things that make Hudson the interesting place that it is. At the very foot of the main drag in Hudson, Warren Street, is a very old park that overlooks the Hudson, called Parade Hill, dedicated in the late 19th century. And standing there is a statue of St. Winifred! I didn't even know that there was such a Saint! (and of course has Mom's name!). I have always taken it as a sign that I was in the right place..."

Spider, Having Killed Horned Tomato Worm in the Godsbody Garden

The Family Report

I did not attend this taping of Austin City Limits featuring My Morning Jacket. This is sad. But hey - that's my uncle!

November

No shadow no stars
no moon no cars
November
it only believes
in a pile of dead leaves
and a moon
that's the color of bone

No prayers for November
to linger longer
stick your spoon in the wall
we'll slaughter them all

November has tied me
to an old dead tree
get word to April
to rescue me
November's cold chain

Made of wet boots and rain
and shiny black ravens
on chimney smoke lanes
November seems odd
you're my firing squad
November

With my hair slicked back
with carrion shellac
with the blood from a pheasant
and the bone from a hare
tied to the branches
of a roebuck stag
left to wave in the timber
like a buck shot flag

Go away you rainsnout
go away blow your brains out
November

Went to Mass, Said the Prayer, Bought the T-Shirt.

Happy Day of the Dead, everyone!

Of course, it should be Je ne regrette rien.

I mean, that's the song. And also, hello? Ratatouille?

Found here.

This is All Saints' Day

Holy Innocent (ha!), Queen Elizabeth of Hungary, Nicholas, and the Immaculate Heart